Go Ape
Eyes closed and hoping for the
best, I pushed myself off a platform 30 feet above the ground.
How do I
get myself in such positions I asked myself. I need my brains looking at. You
know you hate heights and avoid them like the plague. You should know better at
70 years old.
I swung into a cargo net scrabbling to get up
it to reach the next platform which was above me and to the right. Every time I
tried to get my feet into one of the holes and get some purchase to lift myself
higher it swung away from me. Infuriating! It was no good it wouldn’t work. My
arms wouldn’t allow me to pull myself up either. They felt like jelly. I was
caught like a fly in a spider’s web.
No good
just admit defeat and ask for help, sod the pride.
‘Help! My arms won’t haul my weight
higher; I can’t get my feet into one of the holes to get purchase to lift
myself,’ I said with resignation.
Fancy
falling at the first hurdle.
‘It’s OK,’called up the instructor.
‘What’s your name?’
‘Annette. Can you give me a hand?’
I felt conspicuous and embarrassed.
What
on earth has my name got to do with it. Suggest
something so I can get on my way. Now come on don’t be tetchy! I told
myself.
‘Are
you frightened?’ he sounded concerned.
‘No.’
Strangely enough I wasn’t.
We’d had instruction on how to keep
safe plus my nephew, who is a coastguard, told me that the lines we were
clipped to had been tested to carry 3 tons. Now I know I’m over weight but even
I don’t come anywhere near that, so I felt safe.
‘Good.
Just look to the left and up. You’ll see that I’m lowering a ring. Clip
yourself onto it and I’ll give you a hand.’ As he said the ring came down, I
did as instructed, soon feeling myself going up fast. What it is to be young
and fit. He lifted me up to the level of the platform enabling me to go to the
right on the net. It was more stable at that point as it was fixed.
‘You
should be OK now. If you need help further round just use your whistle.’
I
deliberately hadn’t looked at the Go Ape website to see what it entailed as I
didn’t want to be put off before the start. Just
take it a challenge at a time. It’ll be fine. If the others can do it so can
you.
We negotiated swaying planks
dangling in the air just under the forest canopy walked along wires suspended high
above ground, sped down zip wires to name but a few. It was going fine until I
spied a load of stirrups dangling singly from wires or the alternative was to
negotiate a rope bridge which was giving my step son grief. It was so unstable.
OMG get me out of here! I looked
round but there was no escape as people were coming up behind me. Fortunately
my daughter called out.
‘Don’t worry. Just go the way of
the stirrups. Disregard them. Sit down in your harness and pull yourself along.
Look!’ She didn’t want to negotiate another cargo net so was doing as she said.
It looked easy. Sure enough it worked. Got out of jail!
Robert held back and waited for me
at the start of the next one.
‘I don’t think you’ve seen the
really high one we have to do soon have you?’
‘I don’t think I want to. I’ll wait
until I get there. Better not to anticipate. If you can do it so can I.’ I
think I sounded braver than I felt.
It wasn’t long before we got there.
At the start of each challenge there was a rope ladder to climb to get up to
the required height. This one was a long haul and strangely I found these
ladders more of a problem due to my having a dodgy leg than the high challenges.
I made it to the platform, breathing deeply whilst others in the group clipped
onto the correct lines before zipping down the longest zip wire I’d ever seen. Now keep cool don’t look down at the ground.
Concentrate on the procedures. You can’t show yourself up now. Try keeping your
legs out to the front so you don’t land on your back as usual.
I closed my eyes, pushing myself off
the platform 60 feet up. Once off I opened them to see the magnificence of the
forest flashing by. The speed was alarming. Yikes!! This’ll be messy. Turning
around half way I soon felt my heels touch the ground. Digging them into the
chippings I came to an undignified halt.
Mission accomplished!
Copyright AS Bielby July 2012
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